Pickle Jokes

1. What's a pickle's favorite show?

Dill or no Dill

2. How do pickles enjoy a day out?

They relish it

3. How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience

4.What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?

A sweet dill

5. Why do gherkins giggle a lot?

They're PICKlish!

6. Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?

Because it was in a pickle!

7. What's green and sour and swims in the aquarium? 

A trop-pickle fish!

8. Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?

They're well bread!

9. When can you put pickles in the door?

When it's AJAR!

10. What do you call a pickle who is a bad loser?

A Sour pickle!

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